They killed the czar and facebook terrorism is on the rise…

Just an observation:
Remember the days when you would look forward to getting a call from friends or people you knew? Or how about the days when your best friend would go away on vacation and send you a postcard? “Ohhh, look how nice the grand canyon looks in the picture! And look, you can almost see Jimmy standing on the rocks! Gee whiz, I’m gonna hang this on my refrigerator door”. Or better yet, how about the late night phone calls from girlfriends telling you they wanna break up or that they had sex with your drummer? Obviously a big difference in the content of the “information” you were receiving but none the less, it was human; a face, a voice, a handwritten extension of that person’s self.
Well, not anymore. Welcome to the world of facebook/twitter! And allow me to introduce you to the terrorists that lurk on your page. Wives that get angry at their husbands and post their business for all the world to see; guys that get busy with girls and then proceed to post it on their friends facebooks thinking that the girls won’t see; in the meantime, ruining their reputations, all while making themselves look like classless bone-heads(sorry ladies), And what’s with the FARM bullshit? I have never thought i’d see so many “Farm- loving” people in 2010(especially when most of the “Farmers” probably have never stepped foot on an actual farm, unless you consider that strange place in the suburbs where all the tooth-less gather to buy produce and silly little straw witches a farm! or even better, The “FML” or “This day is shitty” comments; as if we are all supposed to say “OHH no! Carol is having a crappy day, let me call her!” I find myself not answering my phone anymore until i check on the caller’s facebook/twitter status, like a weather forecast! Tornado, Hurricane?! I think i’ll just stay away for a while… Airing one’s dirty laundry or complaining about self-centered nonsense on a public forum sounds about as appealing to me as going on a biafran diet!(look it up!) Good times right?! I think not! But allow me to tell you what does sound like a good time: The next SWEET CYANIDE show in your area!!! Interested?? of course you are! For your consideration:

SWEET CYANIDE
w/ CHARM CITY DEVILS & Z02
Time:6:00PM Saturday, May 22nd
Location:9th Annual Rocks Off! Cruise out of NYC

SWEET CYANIDE
w/ CHARM CITY DEVILS
Time:8:00PM Friday, May 7th
Location:State Theatre, Virginia

SWEET CYANIDE
Dewey Beach Jam Fest
Time:8:00PM Saturday, May 1st
Location:Rusty Rudder, Dewey beach, De.

SWEET CYANIDE
w/ CHARM CITY DEVILS
Time:9:00PM Friday, March 19th
Location:Ram’s Head, Baltimore Md.

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