The perils of penelope pitstop…

Hello Friends,

welcome to the first of many tell-all’s by my favorite person in the fuckin’ universe- ME!!! I wanted to be as brief, yet as honest as possible with this ‘Post Section’ of SWEETCYANIDE.COM, but honesty sometimes  cannot be made brief. When i was 6, i used to love watching cartoons, eating chips-ahoy cookies, and playing…mainly with myself. Two, three, sometimes even four times a day especially if  ‘The perils of Penelope Pitstop’ was on or if i felt sporty! Penelope was a Bodacious Blonde cartoon Girl dressed in skintite pink leather who managed to always get captured by the bad guys, gets tied up( S&M anyone??), then by the end of the episode, gets free and captures the bad guys, all this while still having perfectly flowing long blonde hair and rather large assets looking sweet & always in clear view! Fuckin’ amazing!! It was brilliant animation designed to spark arousal in young boys. That it did! Thank you Hanna- Barbera.

Well, a few decades have passed, and much has changed. For starters, i don’t like chips ahoy anymore; my tastes have somewhat developed a bit therefore i prefer Entemann’s. I don’t watch cartoons as much as i used to; just the essentials: The Flintstones, The Jetsons, The pink panther, etc…mainly the old stuff. And in regards to my playing; I now have found alternatives to playing by myself, with myself, and for myself. Be not confused, i still have a twice a day habit, especially if Penelope is on, but i mainly focus all of my time, love, and existance on Sweet Cyanide.  And if you’re reading this, you obviously enjoy the fruits of my labor. This band is your band! The real-deal! We write our own songs, we play our own instruments, we produce our own records; sometimes it goes over people’s heads. Oh well, fuck ‘em if they can’t dance right Jose?!?!  And much like Penelope, We ocassionally get captured by the bad guys, get tied up, and by the end, we always escape and manage to defeat the bad guys, with our assets looking sweet & always in clear view!! Read between the lines much anymore? Try it, You may learn something. I just realized there is a great need for a sarcasm font!!

Anyway, Thank you, that’s all i have to say for today. See you tomorrow!  And get Aunt Edna off the fuckin’ roof Clark!!!! It’s starting to rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO-S.